*Got a question? Ask Abdul because everyone else on this page sucks: abdul@insurgencyinc.com. Got a complaint? Keep it to yourself. He’s on facebook.
Omar Shabazz Shabozz
Just a bopper from the big city trying to help the Warriors get back to Coney Island. Wearing the latest styles and laying out fools like kitchen tiles. I stole your girlie like I stole your bike. Public Image Living: Fashion’s the hooker and I’m the pimp. Waxing and milking in New York City.
*Read Omar ‘The Interview,’ where the man answers all the hard-hitting questions about himself in useless fashion: Part 1 and Part 2. Sometimes you can find him here.
Purveyor of crotch self photography. I am the belt around your neck while you perform auto-erotic self asphyxiation. Licensed to practice dentistry in Mexico. When you come to the strip joint, I am the announcer and slamming shots of hemlock. Shop smart – Shop ‘S-Mart.’ Falsely convinced society that I have one ounce of Give-a-Fuck. Notary public.
*More on the orphan here. He contributes to this shit, too.
Tommy Gun
Enjoys impersonating the bald Britney Spears on stage at Jumbo’s Clown Room on Tuesdays, quoting ‘Bring It On’ and sleeping with Koreans. Best known for wearing a spandex bodysuit on The Price Is Right and being banned for dry-humping Bob Barker in 1997. Just wrapped her first episode of ‘Hoarders’ (Ass Hoarding episode) due to air in October and currently working at Pinkberry in Little Tokyo.
*Want more? She answers questions here. Find her on the daily here.
D. Vowered
Where there is no love. Where there is no faith. There is someone sitting and shaking their head refusing to believe what is and is not. Where there is only hope clouded by sarcasm. You will find a rant worth relating to, 5 minutes worth sharing and perhaps some humor. Nothing is more real. For me right now, as I sit and type this, trying to cram my entire brain into a paragraph and changing my mind, the world is a wolf staring at some sheep about to be D Vowered.
*You can’t reach D. Vowered unless you know him. So leave a comment on his post or leave him the fuck alone. Or read more about him here.
Ken Chrysler
Ken was born in the late 70′s or early 80′s most believe. He left home on a bicycle at an early age and never came back. Most of his life has been spent roaming about the peaks and valleys of pure bliss and complete destruction. Ken spent his recent years wallowing in the depths of hollywood and spending lots of time manipulating beautiful women with low self esteem. Then he moved backed home to Detroit. Ken counts annoying jocks, famous musicians, smart children, and dumb politicians all part of his enormous rolodex of friends.
*Ken’s facebook is sexy. Tell him so.
Kza Ruiz
Favorite Quote: “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.”
Idol: Myself
Sexual Orientation: Heteroflexible
Favorite Hand Tool: Hammer
Spirit Animal: Eagle? Probably something you could find majestically soaring/roaring on a tee shirt.
*She’s the best writer we’ve got – read the awesomeness here.
Mac DK
“I like to prance.”
*Want more on Mac? Go here. Surprisingly, Mac is a musical genius – read it all here. He contributes to PUBLIC IMAGE LIVING, check it. Stalk him on facebook while you are at it.
Evel Dean
I’ve got mittens made of out of kittens and slippers made out of puppies with their floppy ears on each side. Go-go dancers follow me wherever I go. (That last part is because he pays them).
*Evel Dean is on facebook. He’s almost funny on it. He also take pics, check it here and here.
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Lalzo Hollyfeld is a movie star. He lives in your closet.
*He has a computer with him in the closet. Talk to him here.
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