In our never-ending quest to end all Hallmark induced holidays, here is the Insurgency Inc version of ‘Love Is….’ on this Valentine’s Day.

LOVE IS…………….

…..letting the UPS driver keep the door open during the ‘special delivery.’

……..not making fun of your horrible taste in rugs and inability to use a hamper.

…..taking that last second of thought before throwing hot coffee in your face.

……sleeping comfortably with a stranger in your bed.

…….putting yourself in timeout for a change.

……ignoring your insipid hipster ways.

……not mentioning the collection of serial killer photos all over your apartment.

…….Four Loko.

…….really trying to not let you know I forgot your name by tomorrow morning.

……seeing past your poor choice in underwear.

…….not this.