Dominate this sexual innuendo.

Be placed on your knees and suckle at the power tit.  Touch yourself and thine will be done.  Dislocated from the masses because of an arbitrary standard of physical attractiveness force-fed through media whims and catalogue dreams.

Sex is a weapon of motivation in the hands of a few seated prominently at the table of natural selection.  You have naturally been selected by me to be free of fanciful droll regurgitated up by an advertising clown in to the ass end of a piñata which I will beat into submission and thereby spill forth bad intentions and failed attempts at fitting in.  No longer shall you race to jump on the chuck wagon of human meat presented to you in glossy format and airbrush splendor.  Slowly back away from the reality that is attraction and bring it back into focus. Face this issue head on and slap-fuck yourself half-shitless.  Bludgeon the bandleader of bile brought forth before your blissful imagination by bulbous old men birthing blonde beauties in bi-fold pages while bilking billions before their bastard’s breakfast of bullion.  Bitchin.’

Touch yourself and enjoy it.  Then slap yourself.  You deserve it.

Or you can just look at the pictures below — it’s what you do all day already.