I’m always talking about things that are awesome, so I’m trying to change it up a bit. Was going to kick it off with this picture to the right, but I couldn’t find anything not awesome about it. I’m just not that clever.

Here’s all I could come up with. It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m just really tired from blowing up the sex dolls so I would have someone to watch porn with all day. Enjoy.

1. Discovering someone has the same tattoo as you.

2. Showing up to a party wearing the same thing as four other people. What would make this awesome is if you all joined forces and re-enacted scenes from The Warriors.

4. Waking up in this position:

or in this one:

5. Making fun of fat kids.

I still do it anyway. It’s funny.

6. Being this guy and thinking this shirt is awesome.

7. Finding this picture of your girlfriend on the interweb.

8. Girls who like to eat friend chicken while you’re ‘doing it.’ I’m into a lot of strange things but food and sex is a bit much. Call me old fashioned, but pussy goes a lot better with scotch than it does with chicken.

9. Artwalks. What would make these awesome is if they sold those yard long margaritas on the street like they do in Vegas.

10. Jesus telling you to ‘fuck off.’ If he’s real that is. If he’s not, it really doesn’t matter. I actually just wanted to post this picture again because it’s so awesome.