The calendar says it’s time to waste money on things that will not matter in the very near future. The television is coercing you into a purchasing frenzy.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
I would like to have a family reunion with myself.
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
This is my preferred mode of transportation. Eyes shut to your completely unabashed self-indulgence. This abhorrent behavior you exemplify is so vast it has gravity – sucking in all the non-identity pseudo-adults around you into vortex of unexplained social inertia.
JH Jumpsuits by Jeffrey Hilliard. Upgrade your style, friends.
“She couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis (A Lexus.)”
via the Amber.
via Ms. Amber.
Our newest contributor: Amber Stewart. Thank you.
The next time you are feeling rad — just remember this dude. Doesn’t give a fuck who’s on the train but is damn concerned with the window. Fucking baller.
“Life is too short to be wasted on crap.”
Congratulations on your new life choice.
I am not pleased with your development.
Today’s Life Motivation Real-life Application comes from one of our favorite “role models.” One of your favorites, too, I am sure.
I fucking love Instagram. I instagram the shit out of a bunch of stupidity. Sometimes I think to myself: This is really really stupid. I’m not even sure how I have as many follows as I do.
I like this guy.
If I partook in the Hallmark form of terrorism known as Valentine’s Day, I would have selected any of the following people as my Valentine instead of you.
We were like, “Oh yeah. We’ve said enough shit.”
Your complaining is tiresome and I no longer assign any intrinsic value to the sound of your whimpers of failure.
Life is simple. Some shit you do, some shit you don’t do. Here’s a few guidelines.
In the last five years, my taste has refined. There are things I like now.
Our collaboration show FML/LOL: New & Not Improved with Gabriel Lacktman of The $tatus Faction opened last weekend for a month long engagement in Kansas City, MO at Kultured Chameleon Street Art Gallery.
We did a little social experiment/photobooth/collaboration installation at the recent opening of Gabriel Lacktman’s FML/LOL…We called it #yolo. Really. We did.
On September 6th, Gabriel Lacktman, aka Third One of The Status Faction, opened his first solo show. It was about fucking time. We were stoked to be asked to help him out. We learned a shit ton.
We’re back. And we’ve got a lot to say. Let’s kick it off with a bedtime story…
“It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.”
– Stephen Hawking
Our friend Third One, aka Gabriel Lacktman, is opening a new solo show on Sept. 6th in Kansas City. It’s going to be epic. And we might just be helping out with an installation or two. If you are in the area, join us.
We’re in a book.
“Carry-on” by us is currently on view @ West Bottoms Art Society. If you want #peace. Prepare for #war.
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Your answer of complete failure is not satisfactory to me.
“A pathological amnesiac condition during which one is apparently conscious of one’s actions but has no recollection of them after returning to a normal state. This condition, usually resulting from severe mental stress, may persist for as long as several months.”
This is a friendly reminder to do your part to stop the spreading of bullshit. ‘Bullshit Condemnation’ should be trending if it isn’t already. You can help that dream be realized. Consider this your call to arms. I empower you.
I AM PITCHING A TENT.
A realistic and slightly bullshit-free guide to navigating a happy path for the non-mainstream world.
I want you to jump out of a window from a high-rise building .
Your new found sense of fame has filled my mouth with acrid bile.